EDITORIAL:
MUSIC
The Crystal Method
Legion of Boom
** (2/4 stars)
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by gerald poindexter
The Crystal Method is an
American band with a new album of American electronic music. It's
the kind of music that a patriotic, guitar-based rocker like Bob
Seger or a patriotic, guitar-based country star like Toby Keith
would probably hate, but might respect. Why? Because, like Seger's
and Keith's, the Crystal Method's music is what is: direct and unapologetic;
tried and true.
Method
men Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland
have a track on "Legion
of Boom" called "True Grit." Maybe, somehow, the late, all-American
hero John Wayne – the Duke, to his fans – is listening and smiling.
Of course, he would also probably hate the music, but he might respect
it.
These 12 new tracks, Crystal Method's
first collection since 2001's "Tweekend," are not especially compelling,
invigorating or vital.
They certainly possess
more soul and
machismo than the glossy,
sometimes
borderline disco stylings
of such European electronic stars as Paul Van Dyk and Timo
Maas. Nonetheless, what
Jordan and Kirkland achieve is merely competent; American-style
electronica – manic beats, brooding bass lines, cranky guitars,
dizzying sound FX – delivered aggressively and to a formulaic, blustering
build.
This derivation is annoying
for a band on its third album, and ironically, the Crystal Method
is largely derivative of itself. While not currently relevant or
rave-worthy, its sound and fury are familiar, oft-emulated (at times,
by the likes of BT and Uberzone), and borne of 1990s desert raves
and the warehouse parties of Southern California.
Not surprisingly, "Legion
of Boom," like "Tweekend," which featured Stone Temple Pilots vocalist
Scott Weiland and Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello,
serves up hip collaborations. However, the new ones yield lesser
results. This time, it's John Garcia, who years ago perfected ear-piercing
tonality as lead singer for Kyuss and painfully, repeatedly resurrects
it for the single "Born Too Slow." Limp Bizkit guitarist Wes Borland
also riffs on the track, which is synth-ish and vaguely Gary Numan-ish,
but melodically doesn't measure up to such past singles as the sample-happy
"The Name of the Game" and "Keep Hope Alive."
Additional vocalists (of
the non-vocoder variety) include actress-model-singer Milla Jovovich,
Bell Rays frontgrrrl Lisa Kekaula, and Rahzel (ex-the Roots). Lyrically,
none says or does anything special, but seemingly exists to either
set up or garnish the next bombastic techno-, house-or rock-infused
build. Jovovich ethereally wisps on "I Know It's You," and Kekaula
drops authoritative, R&B sass on "Realizer." Meanwhile, "The
American Way" spotlights Jordan and Kirkland's worst call. They
enlist Rahzel, a human beatbox specialist, but he raps more than
rocks the box, as he has to great effect with the likes of drum-'n'-bass
hero Roni Size.
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